Often heard peeps making the statement “Singaporean drivers are so rude. As compared to drivers overseas, they are so much worse!” Well, i dont really believe in that sentence since i havent seen much incidents on the road about such stuff..except the occasional or rather frequent rude taxi drivers..Well, theres nothing new since taxi drivers are reputed to be like that…And those rude incidents on the road are those that i read in the papers or saw in TV drama serials..but guess wat? Had an encounter with some rude ass fella on the road the other day..
Was travelling in my B’s car along Vivocity..was on my way towards ECP and this dumb asshole, driving a BLACK VOLVO with the plate no SFPXX77L, driver with a bald head, cutting our lane without signalling..Well, thats perfectly okay since most drivers do that sometimes but after he cut our lane, he then pointed his middle finger at us and honking at us!! Oh my god..i was taken aback and stunned and my dear B was just so cool and dint even say anything! And when we come to a halt at the traffic light, that dumb ass fella pointed his middle finger through the windscreen mirror at us..well, i was so pissed but told my B to keep cool..kinda weird huh? but well, i just dont want him to get into trouble..Once the light turned green, this asshole driver just purposely drove very slowly and dont want to let us overtake..bloody ass..and then he drove off quickly..
Well, what i am alarmed about was that this stupid botak guy doesnt even look like an Ah Beng! I took a glimpse at him before we got into this whole incident as he was parked next to us at the traffic light..And the worst thing is that his wife was sitting at the back with i presume his kid and he pointed his middle finger at us! Gosh..wat kind of education did he had man? Doing that in front of his wife and kid..Firstly he is obviously at fault since he dint signal that he wants to come into our lane and even made it look like we are at fault! Secondly, he pointed his fat middle finger at us with his wife and kid in the car! And lastly, he is driving a Volvo lor..for goodness sake..this means that this stupid ass is kinda rich or something (or wat he seems like) to be driving a Contential car and this is the kind of behavior that he is putting! Goodness…So it doesnt mean that rich people have good manners…
I was so pissed with this stupid dumb ass but guess what my B reacted? Well, he was so calm throughout this incident and dint even say anything! He just kept quiet and i asked him how come you are so calm? He just said that no point getting angry over such assholes..but you know wat? He said “goodness! I should have taken out my camera to take a picture of him pointing his finger!” ANd i was like Huh?! To think he can still joke?! And i said “Ya man..then we send to Straits Times with his car plate no and make him so pai seh..” But no my B further commented, “No! We should send to TP first and he will genna fined (since it is illegal to point middle finger at another driver) and then if i win the case, i will get $3000 and then send to Straits Times also and get $200!!”
Goodness, can you imagine what this guy is saying?! Hais..you know why? Coz my dear B bought himself a N95 and was testing out that phone recently..Actually on that day of the incident, that phone was on the dashboard reading GPS signals!! Too bad we forgot about taking picture part..otherwise, that dumb ass picture would defintely appear here!
But seriously, can you imagine my B can still joke?! 
